They’re finally online! El Presidente’s Mini Zoa Gardens. Starting from just £10.
They’re finally online! El Presidente’s Mini Zoa Gardens. Starting from just £10.
El Presidente says:
These Mini Zoa Gardens will bring many hours of restful relaxation, like an oasis in a hot desert. Think of the joy they will give you. However, if you are wanting one my special El Presidente grade Mini Zoa Gardens then you will have to dig deep in your treasury my friend. Zoas of these quality may cost you many Camel shrimps.
Rebel grade mini Zoa garden.
These Green Zoas are ideal for jungle based covert operations. They are only a tenner too.
Rebel grade Mini Zoa Garden.
Soldiers of the Revolution grade
These rocks are brighter, and most have 1 or 2 other colours in them, too. Not bad for £20.
La Generale grade Mini Zoa Gardens
You have to be up pretty early in the morning to beat La Generale. The general expects the best. Only the top 25% of the gardens made La Generale’s high standards. To get one of these La Generale grade Mini Zoa Gardens it will cost you £40.
Michael is La Generale. I did ask for volunteers, but, with no volunteers I resorted to conscription instead. Welcome to the army Michael!
La Generale grade Mini Zoa Gardens.
La Generale grade Mini Zoa Gardens.
El Presidente grade Mini Zoa Gardens.
Only the best will do for El Presidente. just 6% of the rocks were suitable for such an awesome demigod. To get one like this will cost you £60.
El Presidente grade Mini Zoa Gardens.
El Presidente grade Mini Zoa Gardens.
El Presidente Personale Collezione grade Mini Zoa Gardens.
El Presidente Personale Collezione grade Mini Zoa Gardens.
What! You want one of my Mini Zoa Gardens from my Personale Collezione? There is no way I could ever even think about parting with one of these, oh ok £80 yes that’s fine.
You’ll need £80 to get your hands of one of these beauties!
You want a Mini Zoa Garden like this? Of course you do! £80 then my friend and not one penny less! El Presidente Personale Collezione grade Mini Zoa Gardens.
If you want it you have to pay! I need the gold for peaceful research into wind turbines as a clean source of energy. Oops I have to go! Apparently the UN inspectors just arrived at my, erm, wind enrichment facility!
PS You can buy the Zoas if you like, but, it will be £80 of your heathen coins of the infidels!
El Presidente says:
Why are you sitting around reading this! Go and buy all the Zoas before they sell out you crazy fool!
