It’s here everyone!

In a surprise move, at 1 minute to midnight Salty Revolution finally opened their much heralded Tubeworms shop. It is believed to possibly be the only Polychaete based shop in the Mildenhall area, and one of only a few million such stores worldwide. The project was due to launch back in August, but, apparently has been repeatedly dogged by persistent technical problems, although the exact nature of the problems were kept quiet. In a news conference tonight James said that the main reason for the delays was because every time he sat down to make a start a pizza arrived. According to James “There’s no way I’m just leaving pizza sitting there so I can do jobs, I mean, who would?!?!”.

Here is the new button for the Tubeworms shop.

James says:

"So back in 2010 I remember I sold our first Tubeworm. A month later we sold another two. It was then I realised how popular they would be. I remember thinking last month we sold 1 Tubeworm and this month we sold two. That's crazy! Demand for Tubeworms is doubling every month!

I realised they'd soon be more popular than cats, or Toucans! If you're in your twenties you probably don't remember cats. In the 80's everyone used to keep a tray of sand in their kitchen because they liked little lions to poop in it.

Since them Tubeworms have just become more and more popular. I think Paco Raban were the first to use Tubeworms as models, then 2 years later France got its first Tubeworm Prime minister, then it just went crazy! These days we're used to seeing them everywhere. You can tutus for Tubeworms in Petrol stations now. You can get jackets with clear pockets in the front so you can take your pet Tubeworms with you everywhere. Laptops all have little Tubeariums built into them. Most cars have got these little circular holders in them so you can take your Tubeworms with you.

Hilariously the other day I saw some old person using their Tubearium holder in their car to keep a cup of coffee in! Haha! Just like when they use a DVD player as a cup holder!

So in August I decided to make a Tubeworm shop online. But every time I had some free time to make a start a Papa John's arrived! In the end I thought I'll just have to wait until a day when Michael had the day off! We'll be adding some more stuff to the Tubeworm shop later. Probably those little Tutus you can buy them so they don't feel the cold when their head falls off and they're waiting to grow a new one. No doubt with Christmas coming they'll be the usual fairy light sets to hang on them. Those little scarves with snowflakes and Santa on, you know the usual stuff."

Well there you have it people. The Tubeworm shop is finally live, and just in time. With NASA hoping to put the first Tubeworm on Mars later this month, no doubt they'll become even more popular!