Gift Cards back online!

Gift cards back online after being accidentally deleted by some big fat goth guy, tsk tsk!

“Oops” says James!

It came to light today that James had accidentally deleted Gift cards from the website! When asked for a statement James simply said:

”Sorry for the delay they should be online but seem to have vanished!

I'm assuming that this must be due to our web guy making a terrible mess of it. As I am the web guy this is somewhat embarrassing. Erm. Oops!

I shall push it to the top of my to do list, fix it, and send you a link before the boss finds out!

As I'm also the boss, I shall now haul myself into my own office and tell myself how disappointed I am with me accidentally deleting the gift vouchers and not spotting it during routine maintenance.

I may also have to justify to myself why this week I have failed to finish routine maintenance on time. Oh man I'm in trouble! I'll get on it now!

James (the web guy).

El Presidente’s tiger “Death To The Infidels” is well renowned for his fondness for military ears.

The tigers did it!

Apparently there is more to this story. Intial reports say that James may have told Peter:

“The Gift cards must have been eaten by Tigers!”

It is not known how Peter replied to this comment, but it was described as “expressing considerable doubt that such a statement was true”.

A Salty Revolution employee later said:

“To be honest I don’t know I was busying looking at these photos I took of my lovely postman.” - These comments were made online, with the whistle blower wanting to only be known by his username to protect his anonymity, in the same way that his postman does a brilliant job of protecting his letters, allegedly. USER: Squish-my-package-86