ADMIT ONE: One VIP entry for El Presidente's secret VIP only shop - for VIP eyes only (+1 guest).
Dear VIP,
You are cordially invited to see all the very finest VIP only offers in our all new (and truly revolutionary of course), El Presidente’s secret VIP only shop.
Please note that entry to this most prestigious of shops is for VIP eyes only, although you may send the special VIP link to one friend so that they too may enjoy all the very finest of El Presidente’s secret VIP only shopping experience.
If you check your emails there will be a special emaIl from the great man himself, the truly magnificent El Presidente, you very lucky VIP! Inside that email, which of course is only sent to members of El Presidente’s VIP club, as is proper. Inside that email will be a button to take you to El Presidente’s secret VIP only shop.
Once on the El Presidente’s secret VIP only shop page. you may copy the URL and forward that to one guest (but, not more than one guest) so that they may also purchase El Presidente’s finest offers now, rather than wait until they are on the main shop pages, and any riff raff could purchase them. Of course no one would want that.
Signed on behalf of the Father of Camels, El Presidente.
Needing no introduction, it is of course . . .
The classic red roped carpet area outside El Presidente’s VIP club, excellent at keeping out the great unwashed.
Attention!
Please can any “riff raff” scroll up - the following content is for VIP eyes only!
To see these VIP offers check your emails for emails from El Presidente himself!
Just £5 for this fabulous fish, how does El Presidente do it?!?"!
Every VIP hobbyist will want one of these! From just £19 too!
This is another one of nine, yes nine, VIP only fish offers!
Also now available in El Presidente’s secret VIP only shop - these limited editions books of 12x “El Presidente’s letter oficial” stamps.
El Presidente’s most famous “selfie”.
El Presidente’s famous Personale Collezione, a sure fire sign of excellence!
El Presidente’s two pet tigers. On the left “Death to the infidels” and on the right “Mr Cuddlykins”.
El Presidente’s flag - it makes you proud doesn’t it.