🔥MAN BUY!
MAN BUY! - by Salty Revolution.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
*Please note whilst women are welcome to use MAN BUY, unless you really hate shopping this probably isn't for you.
This is the digital equivalent of an old shed, filled with jam jars full of screws, odd looking rusty tools, maybe a calendar showing December 2019, maybe a Corgi model car or old Hornby train set.
The floor has probably never been cleaned. It might not even have a floor, it might just be honest soil trampled like concrete by the long hard toil of working men.
Hidden amongst all this paraphernalia will somewhere be pictures of our heroes, man heroes!
Forget fancy suits, rippling muscles, or, glamorous surroundings! Those guys aren't heroes! Not man heroes!
Man heroes have names like Geoff or Bill, and forget flashy cars or fancy haircuts, these guys hold real wealth; a 50lb carp, a 1963 Hornby Bournemouth Belle model train still boxed, or, a toolbox filled with nothing but 10mm spanners.
Its a strange world ladies.
Enter at thy peril!
ALSO THIS:
The name MAN BUY, and implied restriction on male only usage is an artificial restriction intended solely for comedic effect.
Whilst at first glance it may appear to represent patriarchal sexist views, it is in fact a satirical comment on perceived sexual stereotypes.
One would hope that this would be obvious to anyone viewing this page. But, life has taught me that there’s always at least one person that somehow manages to take offence at everything ever said in the history of everything.
If at this point you still feel offended by this, then before you angrily complain please look up the definition of SATIRICAL first.
Maybe read a few books. Plays or the theatre may help too.
PS If you still think you’re right, and intend to prove you are right by getting your friend to agree with you, then don’t.
NEW!
El Presidente’s Personale Collezione pack!
“Only the very best of the best corals make it into my Personale Collezione!” - El Presidente, March 2022.
Only 1 in 1,000 corals are awarded Personale Collezione grade status. See our blog post on our coral grading system for more details.
NEW! More new Zoas fragged up, over 700 more in stock!
Coral Mega Packs
NEW! ECOSYSTEM Reefbuilder coral packs!
NEW! ECOSYSTEM Decor packs!
NEW! Hermit homes and Goby home packs
MULTIBUY fish offers, only whilst stocks last!
Marine fish
Inverts
WYSIWYG Inverts
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get.
So with all of the WYSIWYG’s it’s a photo of the exact specimen in stock, and this is the exact one you will get.
REFUGIUMS
REFUGIUM ONLY ANIMALS - These are animals that generally are NOT suitable for keeping in most reef tanks!
These animals are best kept in refugiums or sumps. They make excellent clean up crew for areas of your system where food etc may accumulate where your other clean up crew cannot get to it. This helps to keep a system clean, meaning better water parameters for the display too. It also gives you the chance to keep something cool that you can’t keep in your main tank.
Corals
Seashells
Dry goods & other stuff
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
*Please note whilst women are welcome to use MAN BUY, unless you really hate shopping this probably isn't for you.
This is the digital equivalent of an old shed, filled with jam jars full of screws, odd looking rusty tools, maybe a calendar showing December 2019, maybe a Corgi model car or old Hornby train set.
The floor has probably never been cleaned. It might not even have a floor, it might just be honest soil trampled like concrete by the long hard toil of working men.
Hidden amongst all this paraphernalia will somewhere be pictures of our heroes, man heroes!
Forget fancy suits, rippling muscles, or, glamorous surroundings! Those guys aren't heroes! Not man heroes!
Man heroes have names like Geoff or Bill, and forget flashy cars or fancy haircuts, these guys hold real wealth; a 50lb carp, a 1963 Hornby Bournemouth Belle model train still boxed, or, a toolbox filled with nothing but 10mm spanners.
Its a strange world ladies.
Enter at thy peril!
ALSO THIS:
The name MAN BUY, and implied restriction on male only usage is an artificial restriction intended solely for comedic effect.
Whilst at first glance it may appear to represent patriarchal sexist views, it is in fact a satirical comment on perceived sexual stereotypes.
One would hope that this would be obvious to anyone viewing this page. But, life has taught me that there’s always at least one person that somehow manages to take offence at everything ever said in the history of everything.
If at this point you still feel offended by this, then before you angrily complain please look up the definition of SATIRICAL first.
Maybe read a few books. Plays or the theatre may help too.
PS If you still think you’re right, and intend to prove you are right by getting your friend to agree with you, then don’t.